Sunday, June 2 – Re: Jared Kushner’s visit to Israel, I liked that
John took time to point out that a map is a shitty gift, made shittier by being
given by Kushner, before getting into how gross it was to include the Golan
Heights (with an arrow and the word “nice” written beside it, ugh.) John also looked at a scandal involving the
chief-of-staff of Tennessee’s House Speaker.
I loved the bit about how he bragged to his boss about hooking up in a
restaurant bathroom for one minute. The main story was on medical devices and the
incredibly-lax FDA regulations over them, including implanted devices. It’s insane that companies can get clearance
based on house-of-cards-style precedence from previous devices with hardly any
testing, and the part about surgical mesh for vaginal tissue straight-up
scarred me. Great ending with Jane
Krakowski doing an informercial warning on the dangers of medical-device
regulation.
Sunday, June 2 – Hassan opened with
an update on the Indian election results.
I really enjoyed his tangent on the intense on-camera “Indianness” of
the winning Prime Minister, Narendra Modi, going in deep on the multiple angles
captured of his 18 hours of prayer in the Himalayan Mountains. I also loved his point (answering trolls on
Twitter) that comedians can’t sway elections, using George W. Bush’s two
victories during the “peak John Stewart” era as evidence. From there, he moved into the main story on
the 1MDB scandal (not IMDb, as he
noted.) I didn’t know much of anything
about it, so I appreciated the piece, which was mostly digestible despite dense
content. Looking at the trustworthiness
of governments holding their country’s money in sovereign wealth funds, I loved
comparing Norway to “a boyfriend without a password on his phone” and Russia,
Turkey, and Saudi Arabia to “a boyfriend with a second phone.”
Monday, June 3 – Trevor started with
Jared Kushner too – loved the jokes on him repeatedly answering, “Was
birtherism racist?” with, “I was not involved in that” (and wondering if he
says the same thing about slavery.)
Other blurbs on California’s Democratic State Convention (if John
Hickenlooper gets booed, he can just pretend to be another candidate!) and
Jay-Z as the first hip-hop billionaire (Jeff Bezos and Bill Gates are in his
new squad!) Good piece on Trump’s visit to the UK; I died at the shade of, “Really?
All 52 bedrooms at Buckingham
Palace just happen to be under
renovation?” Roy and Michael caught up
with sports championships: the National
Spelling Bee, the NBA finals, and the first Mexican heavyweight champion of the
world. The guest, presidential candidate
Eric Swalwell, looked at ending gun violence as his top priority and promised
to listen to diverse voices where his own perspective was lacking.
Tuesday, June 4 – Loved Trevor’s comment
that if he had abs like guys at Pride, he’d walk shirtless in parades
year-round; this led into a bit about the gay content in Rocketman being cut Russia, with the great comparison of watching The Fast and the Furious without all the
cars. We also had quick bits on Rihanna
clarifying the pronunciation of her name and a high school principal cribbing
his graduation speech from Ashton Kutcher (like Trevor, I love that he changed
“be sexy” to “be intriguing.”) More on
Trump’s U.K. visit – good-but-obvious joke that, if Trump really wanted to disrespect the queen, he wouldn’t have touched her
back.
I also loved Trevor wondering if he has crowd-size-specific dyslexia
re: protests in London. Jaboukie did a piece on socialism, “settling”
for interviewing Bernie Sanders when he couldn’t get AOC. Interesting interview with author Amber Scorah, who discussed leaving the Jehovah’s Witnesses.
Wednesday, June 5 – We opened on the GOP
side-eyeing Trump’s plan to halt undocumented immigration via tariffs with
Mexico, a few trolls in Boston wanting a “straight pride parade” (loved “Did
you know heterosexual marriage has only
been legal for like 4,000 years?!”), and a helicopter rescue that turned into a
nightmare as the stretcher started wildly spinning in midair. Trump’s last day in the U.K. led a story on
Boris Johnson, looking at how he’s like Trump (Trevor compared them to two
people who were intentionally
separated at birth) and how he’s his own brand of awful. Lewis reported on the rise of CBD and its
unproven health benefits; loved him questioning the concept of CBD yoga and why
you need the yoga if the CBD calms you down.
Guest Randall Park talked about Always
Be My Maybe, discussing the importance of real representation while dodging
compliments from Trevor.
Thursday, June 6 – Neat story on a
D-Day veteran’s return to Normandy to parachute in a second time (loved the
crack about how much pressure there was on the tandem jumper to get him in
safely!) I also liked the bit on Robert
Downey Jr. low-key becoming Tony Stark, working with tech geniuses to combat
climate change, and I laughed at the joke about Bernie Sanders railing against
Walmart’s “starvation wages” in part because he’s a greeter there. Next was a piece on Elizabeth Warren, looking
at her past (great clip of her challenging Joe Biden at a congressional hearing)
and the work she’s doing on her campaign.
We got the latest Trump tweets, with the note that the volume is
increasing but engagement is going down – this tied in nicely to the show
sending its Presidential Twitter Library to D.C. James Corden was the guest. I loved how excited he was to be hosting the
Tony Awards and what he said about Broadway.
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