
Look, I’m not ashamed to admit that my interest in Twenty Twelve shoots up dramatically when Joel Fry is in the episode. No disrespect to David Tennant, whose narration is always enjoyable, but I’m 100% in this for Fry/Karl from here until the end of the series.
We’ve done a time jump—it’s now four weeks out from the Games, assorted characters have different hairstyles, and last-minute concerns are being addressed. Ian and Graham attend planning meetings on security and “catastrophisation,” headed up by high-ranking members of the Metropolitan police and recently joined by an American delegation there to iron out security arrangements for Michelle Obama. After previous bids fell apart, Kay is now scrambling to find a permanent use for the Olympic Stadium after the Games, and Siobhan and her team are tasked with rebranding an information packet to assist with public transit during the Olympics.
Shoutout to Ian as he tries to lead a distracted commission through a busy breakfast meeting. He tells them, “I just wanted to get ahead of the game a bit, or should I say ahead of the Games?”, after which he pauses and glances around the table, then awkwardly continues with his agenda when nobody acknowledges the joke. He has his hands full with the catastrophisation committee as well. Not only are they trying to reassure the Americans that all security issues are under control, they’re also dealing with a rash of incidents involving starter pistols that have been doctored to fire live rounds. And Graham’s presence at important meetings has never been all that helpful.
Several episodes ago, Kay and Fi were fighting over the future of the Stadium from a sustainability vs. legacy perspective, but now it’s the hot potato that no one wants. Kay is scraping the bottom of the barrel, variously courting a rinky-dink football club and a dog track. When she informs one man, “Sustainability isn’t actually about easy solutions, it’s not about being popular,” he replies, right on cue, “Oh, you might be all right then.”
Some nice David Tennant narration lines today. Here are my favorites:
- “Aware of the crucial importance of the occasion, Deputy Assistant Commissioner Crane has come up with what amounts to nothing short of a statistical breakdown.”
- “When Walthamston Greyhound Racing Track finally closed in 2008, it was the final straw for lifelong Irishman Brian McLoughlin” – I just love that character description!
Our character of the week is Barney Lumsden, played by Alex Beckett. He’s another member of Siobhan’s PR team, her “information architect.” I hadn’t realized it, but he actually appeared back at the start of the show too, with the launch of the Olympics website. I’m highlighting Barney today because he’s on my shit list for his treatment of Karl.
The dynamic with Siobhan’s team is much the same as it was in episode 3. They’re in two scenes instead of one this time, but we follow similar comedic beats: the team pitches their ideas to Siobhan, riffing as they go, until they hit upon something she likes. Barney explains the problem with the information packet, saying, “What we found is, with words, you get too many of them, what happens is, you get like this blehhhh.” Meanwhile, Siobhan reassures them that the whole point is coming up with a catchy enough title that people don’t feel the need to actually read the packet. She likens it to airplane safety instructions: “They’ve got shit like buckles and, I dunno, whistles and stuff. And they’re having a good time, everything’s cool. I don’t need to listen to this—I’m good.”
Karl’s dynamic within the team is the same as well. Barney and Coco, the third member of the team, energetically riff, complimenting each other’s ideas and feeding off each other, while for the most part Karl just quietly repeats key words and tacks on the odd “yeah.” Because every time he does timidly put forth an idea of his own? Barney immediately dismisses in a faux-nice way that feels condescending. Here, when Karl offers a different spin on one of their branding ideas, Barney turns to him and says, “Yeah, that doesn’t actually mean anything?” (He always shoots Karl down with this lilting “statement in the tone of a question” voice.)
This is Karl’s second episode, and I’m not saying I’ve reached the “I’ve only had Arlo for a day-and-a-half” stage, but I have a lot of affection for this guy. Joel Fry’s performance is endearing and quietly funny and the way Barney treats Karl is already making me mad. While it’s true that his ideas aren’t always good, Barney and Coco’s aren’t either—they just have the good fortune to be the sort of bad ideas that Siobhan loves. But Barney never critiques anything Coco suggests, only Karl and always Karl. This man can’t add a single thing to the conversation without Barney telling him it doesn’t work. Contrast that with Siobhan, who actually is a semi-helpful manager during this pitch session. She recognizes ideas she likes, and when she hears things that are off the mark, she steers them in a better direction: that’s too many words, that’s too short, that’s too serious. In this scene, she encourages creativity by using the wrong idea as a jumping-off point to find something better. But whenever Karl tries to speak, Barney stops the idea in its tracks so there’s nowhere for it to go.
Which leads me to an important point: critiquing Karl isn’t Barney’s job! Barney’s not his boss, Siobhan is, and Siobhan doesn’t talk to any member of her team, including Karl, like that. I can’t tell if Karl’s actually an anxious person or if he’s just had it drummed into him because Barney jumps down his throat every time he plucks up the courage to open his mouth. Also, I imagine the show’s not intending this, but I don’t ignore the fact that Karl is the only Black person in the room—the only recurring BIPOC in the show, in fact—and it’s a bad look for Barney to incessantly nitpick his Black coworker. Just let my man talk, good grief!

