"Better a fallen rocket than never a burst of light."
~ Tom Stoppard, The Invention of Love

Monday, November 21, 2016

Mooching Through Georgia (1939)

If I recall correctly, this was my definite favorite of the Columbia shorts the first time through.  Sly and funny, with gags that build wonderfully to a terrific climax.  It’s not perfect, but it’s probably as close to it as this era of Buster’s career gets (a few spoilers.)

The Civil War has just broken out, and Buster plays one of two brothers eager to join up.  Unfortunately for them, they live in Kentucky and the war is more confusing in the border states – they mistakenly wind up with opposing uniforms, and each one’s attempt to protect the other from their own army just puts them in the crosshairs of both.  The situation gets increasingly dicey as they try to figure out how to get on the same side.

A neat premise set up and executed really well.  Although it’s a classic comedy-of-errors scenario and thus gets more tangled the more the brothers try to get out of it, the basic nuts and bolts are pretty straightforward.  That, combined with a fairly contained set and and a narrow timeframe, keeps the story nice and tidy.  It gives the short room to play with recurring gags, like each man locking up his “prisoner” brother in turn but needing to borrow the key from the ostensible prisoner to do so.

To me, it’s a short that really feels like Buster, which always helps when you’re venturing outside his independent work.  There’s the patented Buster ingenuity, the klutziness-turned-heroics (he does a great stumbling-under-the-force-of-his-love routine early in the short, and while, later on, he’s not as impressively athletic as he is in his silent films, he still pulls out a few stops,) and a couple of horse gags that are just pure Buster – what was it about Buster and a good horse gag?

My favorite bit, though, is a hilarious piece of acting from Buster.  For reasons that I won’t spoil, it becomes necessary for him to fake his death (after a slightly delayed reaction,) and it’s straight out of the (over)dramatic silent actor playbook.  Just ludicrously funny.  By this time, I’m assuming that silent-movie acting had gotten a reputation for being silly and overdone, so there were probably a good number of films that made fun of the old style.  But Buster can make fun of it so well precisely because he can do it so authentically – he brings that old-school skill to the table, and he kills it!

Obviously, the Civil War backdrop brings The General to mind, but although I really enjoy the short, it goes without saying that it’s no General.  Don’t go in expecting a comic masterpiece, but as far as inconsequential bits of fun go, this one holds together quite handily.

Warnings

Slapstick violence and some gunplay.

Sunday, November 20, 2016

Favorite Characters: Barbara Wright (Doctor Who)

Oh, how I love Barbara.  Hands-down my favorite One-era companion and in my top five for the classic series in general.  Her classy-clever-cool trifecta is just the ticket, and considering what a pill One can be in those early episodes, she’s the companion he needs.  Here’s to my favorite Coal Hill teacher!

Right from the start, Barbars shows off how great she is with her curiosity about Susan.  She’s twigged that something’s off, investigated, and realized that it seems even more off than originally anticipated.  She’s conferred with a friend about it and told him her plan to get to the bottom of things.  This quickly tells us she’s a good deductive thinker, she doesn’t give up on something just because it seems crazy, and she’s not afraid to do something odd for the sake of getting answers.  It also tells us that she’s a caring person – true, she goes to Totter’s Lane to satisfy her own curiosity, but she also knows that something’s going on with Susan and wants to make sure the girl is all right.  All primo qualities that help set the tone for companions for years to come.

And yeah, traveling in the TARDIS is hard on her at first.  The show was great in those days, but it was also a product of its time.  Translation?  If someone is going to fall to pieces in the face of danger, it’s going to be Susan or Barbara.  Although Susan takes the brunt of it, Barbara does get saddled with a bit of unfortunate Hopeless Screaming.  To be fair, though, she never actually signs up for traveling in time and space and is in fact kidnapped by the Doctor and brought to the Stone Age, so she’s not exactly prepared for all the craziness that’s about to happen to her life.  However, she adjusts quickly, and while she still has her moments of helplessness, they tend to be more when she’s at the end of her rope, when she’s been wracking her brain for a way out that doesn’t appear to exist.

Because that’s how Barbara usually solves things, which is awesome.  She’s all about reasoning out an answer, using knowledge to her advantage, and thinking through a solid plan.  Her smarts get her out of a ton of scrapes – in “The Crusade,” I love how she reels in Saladin by talking of her travels (and makes plans to use the greatest hits of English literature to her advantage,) and in “The Dalek Invasion of Earth,” her cobbled-together “intel” of every major army in human history descending on the Dalek base of operations is the best.  She backs up her smarts with determination and a lot of nerve, which comes in handy when you’re put in peril as often as the Doctor’s friends tend to be.  (I also appreciate her genuine relish for history.  In general, I love how teachery both she and Ian are – knowledge is power, kids! – as as a history teacher, it’s really neat to see Barbara come to terms with their responsibility as time travelers not to amend the past.)

And like I said above, the Doctor could use someone to talk some sense into him in series 1, and Barbara is just the ticket.  Although they eventually become good friends, Barbara has no illusions about how imperious and self-centered One can be in those early days, and when she needs to, she gives him what for.  Even at the start, when she’s technically his abductee in time and space, she stands up to him and demands that she be heard, whether it’s over her decision to intervene in the lives of some cavemen or her opinion of the Doctor’s shoddy treatment of her and Ian.  Barbara Wright, ladies and gentlemen:  accept no substitutes.

Saturday, November 19, 2016

Fantastic Beasts and Where to Find Them (2016, PG-13)

First off, I can I say how interesting it was to go into a Potterverse movie and not know what was going to happen?  I always watch an original film differently than I do an adaptation, and it was neat to have that original-film experience within such a familiar adaptation setting.  Anyway, I expected to enjoy this movie, but I’m almost a little surprised at how much I loved it (premise spoilers.)

In 1926, the globetrotting wizard Newt Scamander arrives in New York City.  A dedicated magizoologist, Newt is passionate about finding and protecting magical creatures that are threatened by the wizarding community (either exploited due to opportunism or killed due to fear and/or ignorance.)  He’s out of his element among the U.S. wizarding society, which is marked by stringent secrecy from the fear left by the country’s lingering Puritan influences, and he doesn’t exactly endear himself to ex-Auror Tina when a few of the creatures he keeps in his magical suitcase give him the slip and go walkabout.  The city is at a tipping point, magically, and it’s of vital importance that Newt, Tina, and a few other new friends recover the creatures before they draw the attention of the Muggles (yeah, I know American wizards say “No-Maj,” but I don’t care – Muggles forever!)

It’s not a perfect movie.  You can tell the plot is still kind of getting warmed up, and there are a few expositional missteps.  It doesn’t feel like it’s quite decided yet how much it wants to stand on its own vs. being tied to established Potter lore – the references we get to the original series feel a little conspicuous.  Also, with the multicultural wizard presence in New York, it is disappointing to see only one PoC character of any significance.  However, it does lay some wonderful groundwork for the new chapter J.K. Rowling is building here.  I love getting a look at wizards in another country and wish we could’ve gotten more of that, and the movie does a bang-up job exploring its main themes (I’ll save more spoilery thoughts on this for another post.) 

We’re still getting to know the new characters, but I’m pretty much sold.  Eddie Redmayne’s Newt is especially great – for me, the scenes of him looking after his beasts would be enough to cover the cost of admission.  I also love the inclusion of Jacob (Dan Fogler of 25th Annual Putnam County Spelling Bee Tony glory!), a Muggle who gets caught up in all the magical goings-on.  It didn’t really strike me until I saw Newt’s disapproval of American wizards’ strict rules concerning fraternization with Muggles, but the original books really don’t have any positive Muggle characters with important roles, so it’s nice to see magical and non-magical cooperation here.  Sisters Tina and Queenie (played by Katherine Waterson and Alison Sudol, neither of whom I’m that familiar with) are portrayed with classic night-and-day contrast without pitting them against each other or setting one’s methods up as indisputably “better” than the other’s, which I appreciate.  The film also features Colin Farrell, Samantha Morton, and The Perks of Being a Wallflower’s Ezra Miller doing some fine work.

Oh yeah, and beasts!  They truly are fantastic.  I love them and all their havoc-causing ways.

Warnings

Fantasy violence, scary images, smoking/drinking, and thematic elements.

Friday, November 18, 2016

News Satire Roundup: November 13th-November 17th

Sunday, November 13 – As you can imagine, only one story on the docket tonight:  president-elect Trump.  John began with the series of sinking realizations he and much of the country had throughout the week, from the nuclear codes to the Supreme Court.  He warned against the idea of any of this being normal and pointed out how Trump has already started using the “chance” we’ve been urged to give him (such as tapping a climate-change denier to head the EPA.)  He touched briefly on some of the different elements that contributed to Trump’s victory, looking particularly at the media’s influence (with a special focus on fake news circulated on Facebook.)  Finally, before giving a “fuck you!” farewell video to 2016, he compiled a list of ways people can help in the years to come, such as by donating to one of the organizations he suggested that work with LGBTQ people, Latinos, sustainable energy, refugees, Black people, and more.


Monday, November 14 – Trevor opened with Trump’s 60 Minutes interview, most importantly 1) his seeming surprise at how much work being president would entail, 2) his claim that he’d heard nothing about the harassment and attacks committed in his name over the past week, and 3) his immediate obfuscation on his main campaign promises.  On that last point, Trevor reasoned that, if Trump doesn’t deliver on what he promised, even his supporters will start regretting his election.  Two guests, the first being Nate Silver of FiveThirtyEight.  Trevor interrogated him on the purpose of polls (especially when they’re wrong,) and while Silver responded, he couldn’t answer to Trevor’s satisfaction.  Actor Adrian Grenier talked, not about his acting, but his activism.  His Lonely Whale Foundation works to combat climate change, and he contemplated the prospect of a much more uphill battle with the new administration.

Tuesday, November 15 – The laughter tends to be mixed with dread/horror now, but at least we still have Ben Carson, with the former presidential candidate turning down a cabinet position because he doesn’t think he’s qualified to lead a department.  Trevor resurrected his “Trump is an African dictator” metaphor again, this time comparing him to South African president Jacob Zuma.  Naturally, in the last year, the parallels have gotten way more disturbing but remain as apt as ever.  Trevor’s point about how Zuma took a rising nation and dragged it down was especially good.  Quick pre-filmed bit on “Corruption, American Style,” with a classroom of African dictators learning the U.S. lingo for socially-acceptable corruption, like “rigging” vs. “gerrymandering.”  Podcast hosts Desus Nice and the Kid Mero were the guests.  Though I’d never heard of them before, I liked them quite a bit – both entertaining and thoughtful.

Wednesday, November 16 – I laughed at Trump “sneaking out” on the press via his motorcade – it was a relatively “nice” bit of humor before getting back to the nitty-gritty.  In this case, it’s about Trump’s transition team, specifically Steve Bannon as his chief strategist.  I’d been waiting for the show to address this, and Trevor’s disgust did not disappoint.  Also, the weaseling-out non-responses of both Mitch McConnell and Paul Ryan were gross.  The news team held a memorial service for “facts,” a casualty of the election.  I liked the piece; it was creative, pointed, and in possession of some good wordplay.  The guest, the Washington Post’s Wesley Lowery, discussed his book on police shootings and his personal journey in reporting on it, which began in Ferguson and led to the Washington Post’s police shooting database, the only database on this subject.

Thursday, November 17 – After a couple jokes about Obama’s farewell world tour (needing to spend the next four years at Oktoberfest; walking through the ruins of ancient Greece, once the world’s foremost democratic nation,) the big story was Trump beginning plans for a registry of Muslim immigrants/visitors.  Hey, Trump supporter on Fox News – if you’re trying to justify a discriminatory policy, and you find the words “WWII” and “Japanese” leaving your mouth, that’s not a conscionable policy.  I liked Trevor’s brief talk with Jordan about it and Jordan’s “activism” plans that involved no tangible action.  Another two-guest night – meh.  First was George Packer, a writer for the New Yorker, who talked about the working-class white rural voters who played such a defining role in the election.  He was followed by Q-Tip from A Tribe Called Quest, who talked about the band’s decision to get political in their newest album.

Thursday, November 17, 2016

Ms. Marvel, Vol. 3: Crushed (2015)

Although I like volume 3 of Ms. Marvel, and it really does have some neat stuff in it, it might be my least favorite so far.  However, a lot of it is simply because it’s a little more disjointed than the first two.  While volumes 1 and 2 both feel like ongoing stories that are in turn continuations of each other, volume 3 has four issues from Ms. Marvel (one of which is connected to the other three only thematically) and an issue of SHIELD that features a guest spot by Kamala.  It’s not that I need the story to follow a single path, and the SHIELD detour is fairly fun, but I’ve gotten pretty wrapped up in the arc stuff they’ve had going on and am eager for more of it.  (Much of this may simply be my (still) relative inexperience with serialized comic books.)  A few spoilers.

Like I said, we have three mostly-separate stories here between the five issues.  The first is a fluffy tangent featuring Loki in Jersey City, trying to help (Loki is good at the moment in the current Marvel universe) but causing plenty of mischief anyway.  The second has two main plots:  Kamala’s first real (unexpected) crush and a larger, more complex look at other Inhumans, with Kamala realizing that not all of them have good intentions.  Lastly, the third is a one-off involving Coulson and Simmons working undercover to thwart certain alien-related shenigans at Kamala’s school – Kamala, naturally gets in on the action.

It’s hard to talk about this volume as a single entity, so I’ll take the stories one at a time.  Loki in Jersey City is goofy but fun.  I love that he’s in his full Asgardian regalia but everyone just thinks he’s a “hipster Viking” from Brooklyn.  Since the theme of this volume is “love is in the air,” we also have Kamala’s friend Bruno trying to ask her to the Valentine’s Day dance (Loki’s help is not especially helpful.)  While the plot is a bit rote, it provides some nice moments.  Upon being told that he’s been “friend-zoned,” Bruno lets loose the glorious, “Friendship is not a zone, you idiot!  Friendship is something real and good and anybody who doesn’t understand that needs a dictionary.”  Although Bruno really wants to be “more than friends” with Kamala, it’s good that he also recognizes the value of what he already has.  Oh, and Kamala’s reaction to the flowery “secret admirer” note Loki dictates to Bruno – “Am I being stalked?  Should I give this thing to the FBI?” – is too perfect.  (Side note:  I love that, since it’s just Kamala and Nakia alone in that scene, Nakia isn’t wearing her hijab.  There’s no stilted explanation, a la, “Boy, I sure am glad I can take this off since there are no boys around”; it just is.)

The second story is the most interesting to me.  I enjoy Kamala exploring her feelings for Kamran, the well-educated son of her parents’ friends, who her parents are very “hint hint!” about but who Kamala actually realizes she has a lot in common with, from video games to Bollywood movies to gyros.  What I really like, though, is the other plot, Kamala coming face-to-face with Inhuman supremacists who want to establish a new world order.  For Kamala, it’s so natural for her to want to use her powers to help ordinary people, and the belief by some that having powers makes her “better” than those ordinary people really appalls her.  This story challenges her as an Inhuman, a hero, and a person.  I also love the parallels she draws between Inhuman supremacists and terrorists like ISIS, the sick knowledge that a few warped individuals from two of her cultures are obsessed with hate and make others afraid of that entire culture.

Not much to say about the SHIELD story.  It’s cute and amusing.  I always appreciate Kamala’s SHIELD/Avengers geekiness, and she eagerly shows off her vast fangirl knowledge to Coulson.

Wednesday, November 16, 2016

Favorite Characters: Rocket (Guardians of the Galaxy)

All things considered, Tony Stark is probably lucky that he has no idea Rocket exists, because if he knew that there was a genetically-modified and cybernetically-enhanced raccoon somewhere in the Universe brilliant and techie enough to build a moon-destroying bomb out of spare parts, he’d feel so inadequate.  Today is all about Rocket (a few Guardians of the Galaxy spoilers.)

Aside from the general technical and engineering genius, Rocket has a lot of basic personality traits in common with Tony as well, though it’s no surprise that the effect is slightly different when we’re looking at a talking raccoon bounty hunter instead of a playboy billionaire inventor.  Rocket is brash and arrogant, and while he’s good in a crisis, he’ll drive you crazy while he’s there because he’s almost pathologically unable to take things seriously when you need him to.  Because he’s so smart, he naturally assumes that he’s always right and will gleefully let anyone know what he thinks of their inferior intellect.  Fortunately, though, he doesn’t appear to share Tony’s playboy ways – I know that they’re in an area with lots of interplanetary mixing, but I don’t need to see a raccoon hooking up with an even vaguely humanoid alien.

Mostly, the cocky routine works for Rocket because he can back it up.  When he brags about how many prisons he’s broken out of, he promptly adds another escape notch to his belt, even throwing his plans into overdrive when a well-meaning Groot accidentally screws up his timetable.  He’s the polar opposite of physically imposing, but that doesn’t stop him from making colorful threats of bodily harm, which he backs up with serious fire power (including some of his own invention) and Groot, who often serves as his personal muscle.  And even though Groot is usually the one who does the most damage in a fight, Rocket is frequently right there in the thick of it as well.

Like most of the characters in Guardians of the Galaxy, Rocket winds up becoming a hero fairly despite himself.  He’s comfortable with collecting bounties, busting himself and Groot out of prison, and generally being an acerbic scoundrel.  He first comes into contact with Peter Quill because of the price on Peter’s head, which is also the reason he sticks around (until he finds out that the orb Peter is carrying is worth way more and upgrades his expectations.)  However, slowly, begrudgingly, he starts to find himself doing the right thing – the huge, complicated, butt-risking thing – with no personal profit at stake.  Given the potential fallout if Ronan’s evil plan succeeds, it’s understandable that he eventually comes into the fold, but it’ll be interesting to see where that hero/rogue line is drawn when the second film rolls around.

Like so many brusque, cocky smartasses before him, Rocket has his more unguarded moments that catch you (and probably him) by surprise.  In his case, these moments often stem from what at first merely seems like a bit of visual absurdity – the fact that he’s legitimately a raccoon.  Yes, the rude raccoon with the big mouth is an amusing sight.  Yes, the badass raccoon with the enormous gun is a lot of fun to watch.  But in a scene of sharp vulnerability, Rocket lashes out at those who think he’s just “some stupid thing,” pointing out, “I didn’t ask to get made!  I didn’t ask to be torn apart and put back together over and over and turned into some little monster!”  It’s a shocking moment for the other characters, who probably never thought of Rocket as having any emotions, and it’s a shocking moment for the audience, too, who probably never expected to feel for a CGI raccoon with a machine gun.

Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Further Thoughts on The Magnificent Seven

As I said in my review, it was the diversity in the trailers for the new Magnificent Seven that caught my eye; I thought it was awesome that four of the seven were played by people of color.  However, I was also apprehensive.  It was obvious that Denzel Washington’s Chisholm was the lead, but I worried about the other three characters of color.  With the three white guys being played by the likes of Chris Pratt, Ethan Hawke, and Vincent D’Onofrio, the disparity in U.S. recognition with Byung-hun Lee, Manuel Garcia-Rulfo, and Martin Sensmeier was stark.  Not that there’s anything wrong with being a relative newcomer (like Sensmeier,) more known for his work in his native country (like Lee,) or a little of both (like Garcia-Rulfo.)  None of that is in itself a problem, but I was worried that this seven-person ensemble might turn out to be “Denzel, Chris, Ethan, Vincent… and the rest.”  I wasn’t all that interested in a diverse film in which most of the characters of color were noticeably less important than the white ones.  On that front, the best verdict I can put on the film is “it’s complicated.”  I’m not gonna go for the full The Good, The Bad, and the Ugly here (even though, as a Western, it’d be appropriate,) because there really isn’t anything I’d call ugly, but it’s definitely a mixed bag (spoilers.)

We’ll start with Denzel’s Chisholm.  Once again, clear lead, so that’s good.  He’s the one who brings the seven together and keeps everyone going when things get rough.  He’s cool, collected, and principled, a formidable warrant officer who knows how to get the job done.  He’s also very savvy in terms of navigating the world he inhabits – his ability to speak Comanche is a major asset, and when he enters a town he knows probably won’t welcome him, he comes prepared with proof of his business for legally being there – and is certainly the glue holding the operation together.  If I have a complaint, it’s that he might be a little too “good” and noble.  While the final act of the film gets into his more personal reasons for agreeing to go after Bogue, Chisholm’s obvious white-hat status feels a bit too clear-cut for modern audiences.

This doesn’t make him a bad character, but it does mean he has less going on in terms of development than Chris Pratt’s Faraday and Ethan Hawke’s Robicheaux, both of whom seem to get the lion’s share of the film’s characterization.  Faraday is a clever gambler on a journey to discover what sort of man he really wants to be – ie, does he have it in him to risk his life for others because it’s the right thing to do, rather than simply because they’re paying him?  It’s a pretty well-trod arc, but it’s an arc none the less.  Meanwhile, Robicheaux is a Civil War vet with PTSD who’s good at talking a big game while he struggles privately to keep his demons at bay.  He has an arc as well, working to overcome his trauma in order to stand and fight with the others.  And while Vincent D’Onofrio’s Jack isn’t as important as Chisholm, Faraday, or Robicheaux, he’s given a clear character to work with in terms of being a kooky recluse with a strong religious bent, more than mild paranoia, and a penchant for sudden acts of violence.

So then, what about our non-Denzel PoC characters?  In terms of importance to the story, I’d put them on the same tertiary rung as Jack – with Chisholm at the top and Faraday and Robicheaux slightly below him – but without the same distinctiveness as him.  Don’t get me wrong.  They’re not all interchangeable brown people or anything, nothing of the sort, but in terms of the script, there’s definitely less effort put into those three.  Here’s what I know about each one, apart from their race and their (individiually awesome) fighting abilities.  Byung-hun Lee’s Billy:  taciturn, loyal to Robicheaux, former outlaw.  Manuel Garcia-Rulfo’s Vasquez:  charming rogue, outlaw, grandfather fought at the Alamo.  Martin Sensmeier’s Red Harvest:  taciturn, told by his tribe’s elders that he’s “on a different path,” doesn’t like “white man’s food.”  And really, that’s all.  None of them has any sort of arc beyond simply joining the seven, and none of them goes through any significant change over the course of the film.  I’d also say that Denzel, Pratt, and Hawke each has far more lines than these three combined, and while the same probably can’t be said for D’Onofrio, I bet he has more than each of them individually.

But while the story doesn’t show a whole lot of interest in them as characters, they as characters do make important contributions within the story.  Each is a licensed badass in his own way, and each gets ample chance to shine in the action scenes.  Billy comes off especially well – I could watch him throw knives with those beautifully-fluid movements of his all day – but I also love the bit of Vasquez shooting a bad guy straight into a coffin, and Red Harvest’s fight with Bogue’s Comanche assassin is great.  Additionally, even though they don’t have a lot to work with, Lee, Garcia-Rulfo, and Seismeier all do bang-up jobs as their characters.  By movie’s end, I may not have known as much about them as the rest of the seven, but I definitely wanted more of them and was just as invested in them as the other four, and much of that is down to the strength of the acting.

On a final note, I do think that the film handles language with these three characters just right.  I like that Billy speaks perfectly-fluent English, Vasquez speaks mostly-fluent English with bits of Spanish thrown in, and Red Harvest mostly speaks Comanche but does know some English (I also like that Chisholm is the other character who knows some Comanche.)  Nice variety, and the approach to each character’s language feels appropriate.